September 27, 2010

Jesus Christ: One and only god?

Christians, Mormons, Catholics, and all those other people who believe in one god are very close minded. Want to hear MY theory about this Jesus Christ? 'Course you do :) thanks for the enthusiasm.
Okay, I do believe Jesus is a god! Wow huh?! Not the only god though. Jesus is the Jewish god of jealousy who always wanted more. He came to the earth to make everyone believe he was the only god and thus, he would get the worship! Well, the other gods let him go to earth and mess around in his doll figure he possessed. He produced miracles,and the people began to seriously believe him. But, when the gods began to see what Jealous Jesus was up to, No way were they going to let him get away with it. The fates put doubt in the minds of some and they murdered Jesus's doll. Jesus felt betrayed by Zeus, his father, who stood by and did nothing as his offspring tortured and shattered all the plans of his. Several kind-hearted vampires who had begun to believe Jesus saw the blood the doll bled. They then began to accept themselves and what blood did for them. They used the analogy, blood cleanses, for when they drank the blood, they became human again and the monster in them died for awhile. However, over time, vampires were betrayed by Christians, hunted and killed. That was when they turned from Jesus and seeked the truth. Jesus gave up his earth mission, but the affect was astounding. A new, popular religion was established, and everyone desperate for a god's love followed religiously.

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