April 28, 2013

Stories

Every day in life is a lesson. There is so much in the world that we can learn about. Not necessarily about science and technology and engineering. We learn about each other. The more we live, the more we understand how people work. Course there are those people Nobody knows what goes through their brains. But even those people can begin to be understood. Not nearly to the degree of the average person, but a little. Enough to get you through the world.



Songs: Songs are great for learning about people. Honestly everyone who has ever written a great song has put a part of themselves in it. I was just listening to This ain't nothing by Craig Morgan and now Tiny Dancer by Elton John. Craig Morgan's song talks about a man who had lost his house, and he didn't care, because that was nothing compared to what he had already lost. There are two ways to interpret this song, and everyone will do it differently. One person could say it's because his heart is so broken he is numb. Some could say it's because he is grateful that it was just his house and not perhaps his grand kids. The way one interprets the song can also tell a lot about their personality.So when you hear stories in the news or from people themselves, about someone who has lost everything, you can sympathize just a little more than before, because someone has relayed to you through song just how awful their experience was, and how it was similar to the news story. Tiny Dancer is about a girl who marries a music man. Now, we can always just look up the background stories, and that's helpful. But what I get out of this song is he is talking about his best friend, or maybe his daughter and how she is personality-wise. Could be his wife. Either way he knows she is happy and is happy she's happy. See now we have one perspective on how a best friend might feel about letting his friend getting married. We also have a perspective on a vague love story. Maybe someone who is in love with the tiny dancer who is marrying someone else and he doesn't really want her to know. 
So many lessons to learn from songs about people and their attitudes towards things.

Movies and Books : This one is a little different than songs because songs are mostly based off feelings. Stories such as those in movies and books can be fictional or real. Complete fantasy or autobiographies. However, Even though they are fictional, someone still wrote it. Their version of a person was portrayed to us through a fictional character. So if they wrote a character's reaction to something, it's most likely the way they, or someone they have experienced, would react. If it's not, the reaction was created by the author or director's brain and who is to say that one day he will be subconsciously doing what he had created for his story. We can never rule out feelings and reactions in books and movies because even though most people may never go through these events, someone out there will react in a similar way. We can learn from the people around the reactor, and see how they handle the reactions. That can tell us how to go about soothing or shooting down those people who need it. Even if we don't agree with the way they did it, well, that opens our own minds to new possibilities created by ourselves and then there is one more feeling on the world.


April 24, 2013

Disney's Evil Henchmen

http://blogs.disney.com/oh-my-disney/2013/04/16/questionable-henchmen/
I AM STEALING THIS FROM DISNEY'S BLOG BECAUSE I LOVE IT. I DID NOT WRITE THIS.


Questionable Henchmen


Disney Villains really need to be more selective when it comes to hiring henchmen. Many an evil plot has been spoiled not by poor planning, but by entrusting the execution of said plot to inept or under-enthused sidekicks! Villains: if you want something done right (well, wrong, actually), you’ve got to do it yourself (or have Maleficent’s Raven do it).

Pain and Panic
Disney Villain Henchmen Pain and Panic from Hercules
These guys fall in the “inept” category for sure. They had one job: give a poison-laced bottle to Hercules. And they couldn’t close the deal. They then proceeded to bumble around the rest of the film and serve only as the emotional pincushions for Hades’ very pointed frustration. For being such a clever, naturally evil villain, Hades sure has a hard time picking good help.

The Huntsman
Disney Villain Henchmen The Huntsman Snow White
This one falls into the “under-enthused” henchman category. His heart just wasn’t in it—or his heart was just too big—either way he was not cut out to be an evil henchman. Snow White runs to safety, finds herself out of safety again, then back to safety by the end (spoiler-free plot recap!), all because of this less-than-helpful henchman.

Maleficent’s Goons
Disney Villain Henchmen Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty
These guys searched for the same baby for sixteen years—not the brightest crayons in the box. But, Maleficent’s management style might be to blame: she probably should have followed up to see how the search was going after a few weeks, instead of waiting to find out they were going about it all wrong a full sixteen years later.

Horace and Jasper
Disney Villain Henchmen Horace and Jasper
They literally watched TV while the puppies escaped. They watched TV and ate a bologna sandwich while 99 puppies ran around in the background. No wonder Cruella was constantly calling them names! Overall, these guys are extremely ineffective, and the only henchmen to be outsmarted by a bunch of adorable puppies. If Cruella knew they were such “imbeciles,” why didn’t she hire someone a bit smarter? Who knows, and we’re glad that she didn’t.

Shenzi, Banzai, and Ed
Disney Villain Henchmen The Hyenas from The Lion King
Sort of like Pain and Panic, these three have one job to take care of, but instead they just sort of hope that things will take care of themselves. As little Simba runs into the desert, they’re like “yeah he’s probably done for… right?” and then hope for the best. What makes them even worse is that they ultimately turn on their evil leader! Henchmen seem to appreciate loyalty about as much as they do a job well done… not very.

Megara
Disney Villain Henchmen Meg from Hercules
We tend to forget, but it’s true: Megara started out as a not-so-good sidekick to Hades. We’re glad that she had a change of heart, ultimately making her really bad at her job but really good as a human being. That’s all great and fine, but it does spell out that Hades is probably the worst at recruiting good help out of any Disney villain. Meg also has one of the best song credits in Hercules, but that’s totally beside the point.

Smee
Disney Villain Henchmen Smee from Peter Pan
Smee’s not so bad; he’s sort of charming in his sweetness and care of Captain Hook. But there is that whole scene where he is concerned that he gave Captain Hook too close of a shave (i.e. removed the dear Captain’s head… oops!) In general he’s loyal and hardworking, but we just can’t shake that whole head-chopping-off scenario.

Kronk
Disney Villain Henchmen Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove
Kronk was also not cut out to be an evil sidekick. True, he has a can-do attitude and does great personal sound effects as he carries out his tasks. But he has that habit of listening to the good shoulder angel that keeps him from being effective as a henchman. That big heart of his makes him a much better scout leader than evil-doer.

Brutus and Nero
Disney Villain Henchmen Brutus and Nero from The Rescuers
It’s hard to project goodness or badness onto these two, as they are sort of non-vocal animals that seem to be inclined to chase whoever might be a potential meal for them. But, they also fall in the low-loyalty category like the hyenas when they turn on their master, Medusa, at the end of The Rescuers. If we were a Disney villains, we’d keep an eye on our henchmen; they have a tendency to forget where their loyalties lie.

Iago
Disney Villain Henchmen Iago and Jafar from Aladdin
Iago has his own little evil streak, making him a not-too-shabby evil henchman. Named after a particularly schemey Shakespearean villain, Iago does his best to help Jafar and isn’t too bad of a henchmen. Most of his shortcomings seem to stem from the fact that he is a relatively small bird; he can only do so much, he’s a parrot. Lack of stature aside, Iago also has a less-publicized change of heart in The Return of Jafar wherein he turns over a new feather and joins up with the good guys. Good parrot, bad henchman.