He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable
Stretchable Foldable Man.
He can crawl in you rpocket or fit in your locket
Or screw himself into a twenty-volt socket,
Or stretch himself up tot eh steeple or taller,
Or squeeze himself into a thimble or smaller,
Yes he can, course he can,
He's the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable
Stretchable Tugable Wife.
And they have two twistable kids
Who bend up the way that they did,
And they turn and they stretch
Just as much as they can
For this Bendable Foldable
Do-what-you're-tolable
Easily moldable
Buy-what-you're-soldable
Washable Mendable
Highly dependable
Buyable Saleable
Always availabe
Bounceble Shakable
Almost unbreakale
Twistable Turnable Man
---Shel Silverstein
